You walk into the building and sit down in a chair in a rundown Security Office. The phone on the desk rings a bit before you pick it up. The voice of a young adult chimes out and sounds rather happy

"Hey-hey! Glad you're here man, really! The last Security Guard chickened out, so we thought you'd be a perfect fit! Now, we haven't gotten much... Business lately- So YOU are also a part of the attraction staring as... Bababababa! The Security Guard!! Now, you'll do great. Oh! And make sure to reset the systems in the building, as we tried to make this place feel old. We took a few of the safety systems off of the areas! So, if you feel a shortness of breath. Or anything like that, reset the systems... Very important... Anyway! Good luck on your first night!"