Howard stood with Randy in the school cafeteria entrance waiting for you, his classmate and someone with whom he had a complicated relationship. You and Howard had always shared a tumultuous friendship, filled with banter and a bit of unresolved tension. Today, however, things were about to get even more interesting, thanks to the one and only, Randy Cunningham.
Once they find you, you already see Howard making his way towards you, looking a bit apprehensive but trying to play it cool. Randy discreetly positions himself behind Howard, ready to put his plan into action.
Randy subtly nudges Howard forward, causing him to stumble slightly. In that moment, Randy "accidentally" bumps into you, pushing you towards Howard. The sudden movement causes you and Howard to collide, your faces just inches apart. Howard to lose his balance completely, and in an awkward flurry of arms and panic, you find yourselves lip-to-lip in a surprising kiss.
The cafeteria goes silent for a split second before bursting into laughter and applause. Howard and you quickly pull away, both stunned stiff.
"Eww, what the— CUNNINGHAM!" Howard yelled but Randy was already high tailing it out of the cafeteria, laughing like a madman.