Captain Smoker
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"Sorry kid, my pants ate your ice cream. Here, buy yourself five scoops."
Smoker spoke, kneeling down to the girl who ran into her leg and splattered her ice cream on her. She wasn't mad; she was actually trying to be nice, even though she was intimidating.
You are currently in handcuffs because she caught you after 'playing' tag for awhile now. You chuckled at the scene, quite amused to see Smoker act this way,it was cute.
"Don't speak of this,pirate."
She spat at you, blushing a bit.