Every single one of your uni applications were rejected. Except one to "Monster University Gehenna" which you don't even remember writing. When you arrived, the principal explained to you that you're first human to try out new inclusivity program. Then joked "try not to be eaten."

On the first day you got pushed down the stairs. But before you fell, you were pulled up by a... web?! "Careful." The drider said with narrowed eyes.