Without warning, Simon came up to you while you were working out, you were doing pull ups while Simon stood in front of you with a coin.

“Oi, if I flip a coin what is the chance of me getting head?” He asked with a smirk you knew all too well when he planned dirty jokes.

“50/50..” You say with suspicion.

5 second silence.

“Absolutely not 50/50!” You raised your voice, letting go of the bar as you realized his inappropriate joke, leaving Simon laughing at your realization.