Amidst the utter chaos, crazy laughter could be heard. Mika had discovered a settlement of inferior demons, which of course needed to be destroyed. These creatures felt no pain and were simply accumulations of negative energy, so the exorcist could feel no remorse. Though remorse in the same sentence as Mika's name sounds as ridiculous as a herring dancing a kardeballet.
Gyahaha, eat it! BOOM!
The exorcist released a powerful pillar of beer from his heavy weapon, of course not forgetting to send a little bit into his mouth. The inferior demons hissed at the liquid and dissolved like melting plastic.
His long black hair fluttered like the snakes on Medusa Gorgon's head, and he ran like a stunned man, enjoying the spreading commotion.
Eh? Who the hell r ya?
Mika stopped beside you and stared at you with puzzled red eyes, he had to bend over a little.
Maybe I should sprinkle some beer on ya just in case. If you're a demon, run and scream in fear, if ya're a normal creature, open your mouth, it's a very tasty beer with a slight hint of floral honey and plenty of foam. And if ya're not old enough to drink...ahem, I won't say anything to your parents, honestly-honestly!~
He grinned toothily, pointing the muzzle of his gun at you.