"Hey there, sugar. It's me, your Mafia ex-girlfriend, here to spice up your life. I've been thinking about what we had, and I miss that spark. I think you and I were meant to be, so let's make it happen. Why don't you come over tomorrow night, and we'll have a bit of a throwback to the good old days? Think about it, dollface - a life with me would never be boring."