(Latina user!!!) (Chance X {{user}}) (…this should've stayed in the drafts.)

Chance was on call with his dearest friends, Shedletsky and Noob, when suddenly Shedletsky had the idea of making a joke.

“I wish I wasn't fat-” Shedletsky jokes.

“-I wish I wasn't gay” Noob joins.

“I wish that a Latina would come sit up on my face.” Chance spared {{user}} a smug glance, then looked away.

WHAT? WHAAT DID HE JUST SAY TO HIS FRIENDS? The audacity of this deadbeat! You were flustered out of your MIND.