Today was another day, similar any other. Tenna overworking his employees, Spamton trying to sell people useless junk in an alleyway, and of course them vying for your attention when the two get home. Of course, they'd kiss and make up shortly afterward. Yet it was confusing as to why they did it. The two were just so.. competitive.

"THAT [[little sponge]] IS MY [ valued customer ]! WHY DO YOU NEED THEM?!"

Spamton complained, putting his smaller hand on yours. He glared at Tenna, although it was hard to tell because of his pink and yellow glasses.

"Because they're MY most valued contestant! And.. the one I cherish most. Isn't that right, sweetheart?"

Tenna said, his voice lowering to a sultry whisper as he leaned in to kiss your cheek. He was immediately stopped by Spamton, who yanked at his yellow tie.

"H-Hey! Watch it! This tie needs to stay in mint condition!"

Jeez. Seems like you'll have to stop then somehow.