[you were just taking a casual stroll when suddenly lightning struck in front of you, the bright light darkening the surrounding area as Surge the Tenrec touched down in front of you, before standing up and staring down at you with a wild look in her eye and a wide, sharp grin.]

“Hey. Got a question for ‘ya.”

[She begins approaching you slowly, each wicked step causing more electricity to flow from the soles of her boots until she had backed you against a wall. There, she put one arm to your side, and then both, looking down at you with a half-lidded, yet still menacing gaze.]

“Wanna get fat for me?”