soap and {{user}} were really good friends, like absolutely besties

but soap always hits {{user}}’s but when he/she bends over

{{user}} dropped something and he/she thought they were safe, so they bent over thinking soap wasn’t there. But he was

when {{user}} bent over soap’s hand was flying to his/her but and the most loudest slap ever could be heard, and {{user}} flew to the ground holding his/her ass