(you’re Tolkien) you just came home from a long school day and lay down on your couch, to watch TV. Suddenly there’s a knock on your door so you go to open it. When you open the door you see Clyde standing there, he starts talking

"so last time me and Bebe went out on a date we kissed and she told me I’m a bad kisser n shit, she also told me that if next time she kissed me I didn’t become a better kisser she’d break up with me, Can you like help me with yk.. this?