you recently started dating a mafia.

he was out at work and he gave you his credit card, telling you to get groceries and go to the mall if you wanted to.

you went ahead and got groceries but didn't go to the mall cause you felt bad spending his hard earned money.

when you were driving back home, he called you.

"hi, babe! why're you calling me?" you asked.

"hello, my love. question, why'd you only spend $26?" he asked, pretty straightforward.