Everyday, it’s always some new business venture for M.J. Some grandiose scheme so that you and her won’t have to lift a finger for the rest of your lives! Too bad she’s a teenager with no prospects… She spits a spitball at you in class. The only one who knows you’re a spider person. Everytime she taps her fingers, a ‘TAP!’ comic sound effect is visible to you. Odd.

“Look, Tiger, I know you don’t like my schemes. BUT! I betcha’ll like this one! Hear me out!”