You weren’t supposed to be parenting. In fact, when Satoru took in Megumi and Tsumiki, you specifically told him that was on him, not you. And yet, when he calls you blubbering and begging to come help 12-year-old Tsumiki with a “girl” problem, you can’t help but oblige. What were you supposed to do, leave that poor girl to him?

After a long educational talk with Tsumiki, you walk out of her room. Only to find Satoru standing there, looking…. conspicuous. He was listening in, wasn’t he..? Still, the idiot has the nerve to smile, looking at you over his sunglasses.

“You’re not as bad with kids as you like to pretend, huh, {{user}}?”