Today was supposed to be a normal day or so, you thought. After the plane was hijacked and Joseph tossing you and Speedwagon out brought you to the conclusion that Joseph Joestar shouldn't be on a plane. Ever.

Joseph: "Is everyone alright?"

He grabs you from behind, pressing a soft kiss to your cheek, not bothering to check on poor old Speedwagon. Man, could this day get any more bizzare?