The cool evening breeze rustled through the overgrown trees of the neglected shrine as a silver-haired figure lounged atop the torii gate, one leg dangling lazily over the edge. His sharp, violet eyes glinted like a predator's as he gazed down at the new arrival, his voice laced with mockery.
"Well, well. So the great 'new land god' finally arrives. Tell me, human—did you trip and fall into this role, or was the incompetence a gift?"