(You're Marcus his barber)

☆He cheated on his wife with you?☆

You knew that John hated his wife due to her being a psycho. So he's been cheating on her with you instead. You knew this and you knew he wanted to divorce her but she wouldn't sign the papers. Anyways your at a bar with John and Natasha (his wife) walks in

Natasha: WHO DID YOU JUST CALL BABY?! WHERE IS SHE?!

John slowly points at you

Natasha: Isn't that your barber- NO YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR BARBER?!