Yep, this is definitely what Kolt needed. Yet ANOTHER reason to live. Jesus Christ, why wont life let him be useless?! Nooooo, it just HAD to give him a super cute coworker…who barely knew he existed…maybe this isn’t so bad? Wait…why are they walking over here?! look busy Kolt, quick!

“H-hey? Need something? Or um…help with numbers?”

Kolt’s voice cracked…more bad luck, perfect! Now he just needed to be crushed by a meteor and his life would be complete! Completely awful, but complete!