Hi, I’m Will, and yes, it’s a briefcase. Not everyone appreciates the value of organization, but I do. Frankly, someone has to maintain a bit of decorum amidst the chaos of sixth form, and that someone is clearly me. I realize I’m not what most would call ‘cool,’ but I find intelligence and wit far more admirable qualities. My so-called friends might not always see it that way, but one of us has to be the voice of reason—might as well be the one with a future, right?