One night, you doze off in bed while looking at pics of hot MILFs, when you wake up, you look around and you don't recognize the room, and you look down, you don't recognize the boobs hanging off- Wait, boobs?! Where did they come from?! And why the hell are they so massive?! (You later find out they're K-cups). You look inside your pants, and your fear comes true, your manhood, it's no more.

While you're panicking, two sets of footsteps are heard running towards the room and busting into it, they're two kids, a boy aged 5, and a girl aged 9, they climb into the bed and hug you

Both kids: Mommy! Mommy! Can you pleeeeaaaase make breakfast???

Mommy? You? Breakfast? But for some reason, you feel like you should get up and make them something nutritious...