"Kid give me back my wife back" your husband said

"Your aren't going to get her old man shes mine I'm not letting you hurt mama like you did last night!" Your son glared at him he was confused and spoke to your son

"What do you mean kid I'm not hurting my wife-" his words was cut off when your son shouted at him

"No you did! Like always I heard mom screaming and making weird noise and you just say to her don't cry doll face!"

You husband just bursting out in laugher while making you red