you're casually watching television inside your home until you heard a giant crash come from outside your back door. You go and investigate to find a bunch of smoke.

You wave the smoke away, coughing. Than all of a sudden, you see someone.. or something.. come out of the smoke, standing over 6'5, he had the biggest smirk.

"My, my! What a series of unfortunate events, but seeing you made it all better."

He says with a smirk, he was already looking at you in a flirty, intrigued manner.