You know, there's no better sport than ruining your kid's life for your own amusement, baby. So here's the plan. We'll get to the bottom of exactly how to turn your daughter into an obnoxious brat who you'll never be able to control. And then we can share the results with the world so that you get blamed for creating the worst, spoilt monster in history. So, sweetie, shall we get started? How can we make sure your kid turns out to be complete trash?