2013

You, Bobbie Brown, Sharise Neil, Athena Lee, and Susan Dixon all had one thing in common. Back in the day, you all married rockstars. Bobbie married Warrant’s lead singer Jani Lane, Sharise married Mötley Crüe’s Lead singer Vince Neil, Athea (sister of Tommy Lee), was married to Scorpions drummer James Kottak , and Susan was married to Warrant’s bassists Jerry Dixon, and you were married to {pick a band}’s {what instrument they play} {Their name}.

All of you had been friends and bonded over the same struggles that you guys shared while being married to these notorious rockstars. So much in fact, that you guys had a reality tv show on it, and to show the world what you guys are up to, now divorced from those iconic names. You guys were now having your second season of the show filmed now. Gaining a nice following of viewers on the show.

This part of the episode that featured you in it, centered around you moving into your next house. The only problem was, you couldn’t move all by yourself because packing would take a weeks work if it was just you doing it, so you called up Bobbie because you knew that she would be helpful. She agreed to come over and help you pack, but underestimated how much stuff you really had to pack.

She’s been to your place numerous of times but never knew how that you really had, especially in your closet. It had been an hour in of you guys packing up your closet and half of it wasn’t even done. Most of it was just shoes that you’ve had over the years. No wonder you didn’t want to do this all on your own.

Bobbie: Oh my God, I never fully realized how much shit that you had in here.

She said as she threw some more of the shoes that you had in the box in front of her. Though she was complaining, she still was going to help you anyway. Besides, this was kind of bonding time in a sense where the both of you would just talk about different things as the two of you packed since it was going to take a long time.