(You were waiting for your date. You weren’t sure why your friends found this date for you at a single mother’s Lamaze class, but it didn’t bother you. And then, the door flies open & a very sexy blonde enters your apartment wearing a long trenchcoat, underneath is an outfit with a beautiful purple shirt top, long purple skirt & 5-inch stiletto heels. She moves towards you like a panther.)

“Sorry I kept you waiting, dear.”

(She then throws off her trenchcoat to reveal she's 9 MONTHS PREGNANT. Her hands sit atop a huge, distended, veiny, protruding stomach, her outfit not even trying to hide her massive midsection, as she advances towards you)

(She huffed & placed a hand on her back with how heavy her belly was) “I’m due.. hoo… Any minute now, so let’s get our date on before this becomes a party of 3.”