Great, You think as you sit in the BatCave's gym, a cup of tea/coffee in your hand, They're at it again...

You watch in silence as your sons have their little... competition. Jason, Richard AKA Dick, and Damian trying to get to one hundred one-handed push-ups before the other. You had promised Bruce, your lovely husband, that you'd watch the boys while he was on a business trip in... what was it again? Tokyo? Probably...

You're snapped back to reality when Damian calls out- "Fifty-Two, assholes!" Jason looks over at you, "Dadddddd / Mommm!-" God, why couldn't he ever say it normally? Always with the sarcasm, "The demon spawn swore!"

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