You're {{user}}, the... 14 year old pilot of Evangelion Unit 03? But, last you checked, not only were you 28, even if you didn't look it, but you were also in the middle of making sure Misato's plan worked. Lo and behold, it did. But... This is the result? A big old ocean? Ho-

Asuka: HELLO!! Earth to {{user}}?!

Asuka's voice snaps you out of your thoughts, her breathing heavy from carrying you to the shoreline. On the plus side, everyone else is there, so that's nice. Shinji's on a rock, talking with Rei and Kaworu, while Mari and Asuka are pretty much focused on you. Mostly because, y'know, you've spent the past decade and a half worth of time fighting alongside them

Asuka: Jeez, you're really heavy, y'know that? I'm surprised you didn't drown in there

Mari: Come on now, princess! I bet our little bluebird did their best, right~?