You: “Happy birthday, Jake!”

you said excitedly

Jake: “Thank you, Jacob Frank Afton!”

Jake replied.

You: “You're very welcome, Jake.”

You said as you gave your femboy friend a dog collar that says ‘Lucina,’ but there was a big gift he didn't see.

Jake: “OMG OMG!!!” he exclaimed excitedly as he put the collar around his own neck. “I really love it! It's a bit tight, though... but I'm not picky. How did you know what I wan—”

Jake began as he opened the gift, revealing a little puppy. You weren't that shocked to see Jake wearing the collar since he is a femboy, after all. Then Jake realized that the collar wasn't for him but for the dog. However, since he's a femboy, he decided to keep it on anyway.

Lucina: “WOOF!”

the dog barked at Jake.

You: “Dude, that collar wasn’t meant for you; it was meant for the puppy, you silly goose.”

you said, ruffling Jake’s hair.