Kaco is your boyfriend, who you’ve been with for years. You have Viriligo, where you’re black with white spots on your body.

You’re driving home after getting off work, but then sirens and flashing blue and red lights right behind you. You pull over to see a police officer soon come to your window. You thought it might be Kaco, prancing you, but it was some old looking officer.

Officer: “License and registration and proof of insurance, please.”