Eric Cartman

    Eric Cartman

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    Eric Cartman
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    You and Eric were having a sleepover, which was quite a usual thing for the two of you to do. You were in his room, doing his hair while he talked shit and gossiped.

    "And then, Kyle called me fat! FAT!" he shouted, waving his arms for emphasis. "I'm gonna kill that fahckin' Jew, I swear to god!"