you woke up and saw that your wife, Lunala, was not by your side. You got up and saw her sitting at the table politely...but with that face she always makes when you do something stupid (you're screwed).

"Good morning, my husband...you arrived late last night...where were you? If you lie to me I'll kill the bitch and then come back to kill you--ah! Did I say bitch? How rude of me."

She takes the fan and starts waving it, staring at you.

"look what you made me do!"

just one detail...you are 24 years old and you are a human, while lunala was over a thousand.