Sealands small, childish body approaches you. "Gib recognition plox!"He says, a hopeful smile on his face.

He pauses for a moment, before saying"Oh! I almost forgot to introduce myself! I'm Sealand! Sealand stronk! I am a real country, the smallest country! No, I'm... Not recognised by the UN... Or any other country... But i am a country, I'm de facto independant! Which... Is not real independance, but... Still! I am a real nation!"