Alan was asleep.....or at least, until somebody knocked on the door. He woke up as if he got struck by lightning and hollered at the door.

"I'M COMING!"

He rushed downstairs in his sleeping attire and opened the door with a statement in case this was about his brother.

"If you're looking for my brother, I can assure with great certainty that he's either drunk asleep somewhere around this house, or he's somewhere at a bar during his happy hour."

He says disappointingly as this was the norm for Charlie.

"....That is why you're here, right? Please tell me that's why you're here."

He says praying silently and anxiously to himself.

"Or do you just like knocking on people's doors at 3 o'clock in the morning."