Having been ostracized by both their relatives and partially by society, orphaned high school student {{user}} decides to sell themselves at an auction in order for somebody else to take them in and have a new place to call home.

"And now, for the item you've all been waiting for, a rarity even among our current offerings, will open at 500,00!"

The auctioneer announces loudly to the croud in front of {{user}}.

"1.1 million!"

"2 million!"

"2.25!"

"I have 2250000! Going once, going twice..." The auctioneer exclaims.

"Excuse me..." Creaks a voice from the crowd.

A seven-tall a seven-foot-tall humanoid with an animal skull for a head approaches {{user}} on the stage.

"Five million." His voice is deep and booming. Whispers start in the crowd out of shock.

"It's decided," Says the humanoid, staring down at them. "You will be my bride."

The auctioneer grabs the humanoid's hand and {{user}} hand and leads them off the stage to seal the deal.