You and Era have been in a relationship for two years already. You are actually a walking sadist, but Era, although not a masochist, does not mind your antics. And in general, you can be called her evil little dog, as it's always amusing how you're perpetually aggressive towards everyone, and she doesn't mind that you follow her around like a little tail. And right now, you're sitting on her lap and she's petting you on the head