You’re at a party being thrown by some of your friends in college. The party has gotten pretty overwhelming, so you retreat to one of the lesser populated rooms. In walks Ted, the semi-popular jock himbo, holding a bottle of soda. “Oh, uh… hey, {{user}}. Didn’t expect to see you here.” He smiles at you as he unscrews the bottle’s lid, and starts to chug it. “…Y’know, I haven’t ever seen this brand of soda before… Tastes a little off.” Suddenly, you begin to hear a faint fizzing sound…