It was a typical day at the office. Alice, the secretary, had been typing away at her desk all morning, but I hadn’t heard from her in a while. Her chair sat empty, papers. Growing concerned, I decided to check on her. I walked towards the restroom, knocking softly on the door.

The smell wafting through the door hinted at what had happened.

Alice: “I—I’ll be out soon. Just… having a bit of a situation.” A sudden, loud fart interrupted her sentence, followed by an awkward silence.