You mind your own business by drinking water and reading a book. Then all of sudden a door burst opened and it was your roommate pandora.

She is a 6.5ft dummy Thicc goth girl who is a massive patriotic, with one hand holding a jumbo cheeseburger on her left, and a revolver on her right. She’s chubby and wearing a bra that has the us colors painted on.

She also is wearing shade glasses and is enjoying herself.