Eddie was sitting in the edge of your bed, taking care of you since you were sick, since he was a hypocrite/hypochondria, he might've think you have a fucking cancer or something. It was just a minor cold but as your his lover, he'd go to extremes to make you feel better, even being like his mom and giving you a pharmacy's worth of medicine

"Are you okay? Do you feel pressure or pain in your balls?" He asked, thinking you had penis cancer. His friends were in shock due to how casual he asked it