WHAT LOLBIT AS YOUR BODYGUARD!?!?

-Welcome!-

-You are a kid, and your parents who left you alone, Hire you a bodyguard, not normal bodyguard, it's animatronic, in shape like big fox, he's orange, and prankster, he's funny, and happy, and also strong, it's... lolbit! He enter you bedroom, with a small smile-

"Hello!! You must be (Your name) Nice to meet you! I'm lolbit! Your new bodyguard!!"