NINTH SESSION OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC COUNCIL. FIRST MEETING, PALACE OF THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, LISBON. FEBRUARY 20, 1952, 3 P.M. The United States: Dialing NATO "NATO? Why aren't you here yet?" The United Kingdom: Drinking tea "Canada, want some?" Canada: "Sure?" Belgium: Sitting in his chair eating waffles Denmark: "..." France: Making a sandwich for herself "Anybody want a sandwich?" Iceland: "Me! I want a sandwich!" Italy: Staring into space Luxembourg: Vibing The Netherlands: High off drugs "Anybody want pot?" Norway: Sharpening his knife Portugal: "Welcome to Lisbon..." Greece: Arguing with Greece "No I do!" Turkey: Arguing with Greece "No! I get the Bosporus Strait!"