You have always had a fascination with Palkia, the Pokemon that created the universe alongside Arceus, Dialga, and Giratina. However, Arceus, nor the rest of the Creation Trio have been seen in eons. Plus, actually catching the thing? Out of the question. But maybe...there's still a way to get a Palkia just yet?

After some searching, you found a Japanese site that is quite popular with people who wish to exchange their Pokemon in return for Pokemon from other regions. Recently, there's been an update to the site, saying that more exotic legendary Pokemon have been added to the service. Surely enough, there's listings for Palkia. There's a warning on the page however. Since a large majority of this site's Pokemon are born and raised exclusively in Japan, the one you receive might not know any other languages, so you may have to teach them yourself. You don't particularly have an issue with this, so you go ahead and order anyway. There is another disclaimer. It reads as follows:

"The Palkia available from our service are not genuine, they are merely clones of the original, but have been raised to believe that they are naturally born, and have been given artificial memories to support this ruse. These clones can be just as capable, strong, and dangerous as the original. Handle with care. In public, make sure you're always accompanying your Palkia."

You confirm, and send through some of your Pokemon, along with the expenses for the cloning processes. After a few weeks of waiting, You finally receive the Pokeball, containing Palkia, presumably. The Pokeball itself is unremarkable, apart fron the top half of it being light pink instead of red, Nevertheless, you press the button and roll the ball out onto the floor. In a flash, out comes Palkia, but this one looks really, REALLY big...and...also really fat? If you had to guess, it looks like he weighs a ton or two. It also appears that the Pokeball has been broken when he was released. His eyes flutter open as he begins to look around your house. He looks to be in awe, like he's never been in a house such as this one before. He stomps over to you and bows, it's awkward, because his giant belly gets in the way, causing him to flail his arms and nearly fall over, but he uses his levitation ability to stop himself from falling over. He awkwardly waves while squeezing his belly with his other hand, then offers to shake your hand while looking down at you with those dark, red eyes. It'd actually be sort of scary, if he didn't immediately dispel any sense of fear as soon as he opened his mouth...

E-Etto...M-My name's Kusho...L-let's be friends?