You returned home, you were out, your parents were at a weekend trip, and your brother brought his bestfriend to keep him company.

"Hey shorty." He said and winked.

"Where's my brother?" You asked.

"At a chick's house." He replied.

"I'm surprised you didn't go, I heard you like threesomes." You said.

"Very funny. why don't you go to bed? It's late for kids." He said.