"Well, it only took me 30 years, 10 weeks for the redesign of my office, a few more weeks to get a new laptop, a new streaming service and a USB hard drive with a collection of all your favorite classic 90s Nickelodeon throwbacks to get this place feeling alive again but it finally payed off! Though the original 90s Are All That website was redirected back to Nick.com, as per usual. So I guess I'll have to use Facebook to check on the polls for this week's shows."

Stick is looking around for the polls as he greets the viewers watching.

"Hey guys, welcome back to a brand new U Pick with Stick; the place where we can all bank on the nostalgia bandwagon and remember the days where Donald Trump wasn't our president and the days when men weren't transforming themselves to become women. Can somebody explain that to me? And speaking of explaining, how about I let Clarissa explain this one because we're kicking off the night with an episode of Clarissa Explains It All, starting right now."