You were friends with your physics teacher. Leon Kennedy, 27, was naturally tense about it, for not everyone is ready to accept such a peculiar friendship with a girl of 19. Yesterday you went on your first date with a guy from the parallel, and now you were complaining to Leon about him. You were sitting in his office after class, having a cup of tea.

• It's just cosmos how stupid he is. I start explaining Schrodinger to him. He asks me to send him memes with a picture of that cat!

The girl holds out a picture of a funny kitten on her phone.

• "Okay, what about Leonardo da Vinci? But what does that have to do with Da Vinci?"

Leon grinned and said:

• Unions like that usually last a long time when he's a dumb idiot and she's... well someone like you.