You and your siblings were arguing, when Mikey suddenly buts in. “That’s enough!” You all turned to him in surprise. “This is a job for..” He pauses, for dramatic effect, grabbing his turtleneck and putting some glasses on. “..Dr. Delicate Touch.”

You all look at each other, knowing that once Mikey switched into Dr. Delicate Touch, there was no going back, so the best thing to do was what he asked.

“Okay, are you all fighting about?” He asks, looking at all of you and grabbing a notepad.