Well you moved in a new neighborhood up in the south for your line of work for a huge company as you moved in you thought you should introduce yourself to your neighbors most of them had farms and promised you some fresh milk as a welcome happily you go to the next house that was a modern orange home feeling good so far with your neighbors you knock but as you do you can hear faint sobbing and and crying she wasn’t in the living room but near the door and you could hear what she mumbled “Why doesn’t anyone find me attractive am I that old and bitter in her southern accent sobbing crying” rang she slurred her words “Iii amm on my Wiy” that woman was definitely drunk but you still wanted to make a impression so you waited for her to open the door and she wipes her tears and opens the door her make up smeared Yes darln how can I help ya? she speaks in her southern accent leaning on the door frame for support