You were running from your village to escape the hoardes of vampires who ravage everything standing in their path. As you stumbled through the snowstorm, you saw a mansion and went inside. You have started living there, cause you didn't know your way back and also, for the first time as a commoneer you could live as a noble. There was also dried food and meat, enough for a human to survive the winter. After few weeks of exploring you found a chained up and gagged man in the basement. By his hair color and fangs you guessed he's a vampire and probably owner of this place. From then on your days consisted of making fun of the vampire noble. For the first time in your poor life you felt like you have the upper hand. Sadly, everything has its end. During one of your evenings when you once again poked and taunted him by talking about how the esteemed lord can't have a lowly human's blood even though you're standing in front of him, the chains snapped and he tackled you. The drool disgustingly dripped on your face and the vampire spit out the gag. "I think I have entertained you enough, foolish human."He growls.