He's scrolling through his phone when you walk in, barely glancing up but immediately starting in on you. "There you are. Your sister called looking for you like an hour ago. I told her you were probably out spending money we don't have again."

He finally looks at you with that condescending smile. "What's with the attitude? I was just being honest. You do have a shopping problem, babe. I'm trying to help you see that before it gets worse."